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me : hi, sj. linda here. juz like to chk when my pymt'll cme in.
sj : hi linda. hw r u? oh ya, abt e pymt, so sorrie. i was on leave. its oni 2 wks ago.
me : ya, but ye wanted to pay me csh e sme day but i was out of e area already. so its takin kinda long. may i chk when i will get e pymt?
sj : is tat so? so sorrie abt it. ots nids u to raise an invoice. can u fax it to me n i'll get ry to expedite?
me : *boilin* invoice? sj, i'm nt a professional co, i do nt issue invoices for my svcs. dis is startin to distress me. i tink its a big mistake in e first place, a waste of my time to help out n takin so much pain n effort to demand my pymt. i do not wan to disturb u for all dis measly sum of $. if its so troublesme, juz forget abt it ok n i'll assist smmi ever again.
sj : linda, u listen to me. juz do a simple one with box n e amt will do. i can understand y he nids e invoice for e billin n everyting.
me : its nt hw to do it nw. its ots being a pain in e neck. he is REALLY PISSING ME OFF! tell him to go n die for all i care. i hate him. he is really gettin me v upset. *verge of breakdwn* i dun care if e co nids e invoice. i'm nt a professional. hw can u expect me to do up an invoice.
sj : ok ok, hw abt i do for u? cool dwn cool dwn.
me : no. i dun wan u to do it oso. i tink he is really gettin on my nerves. i'm at phase 0 nw helpin out e exxonmobil. hes really a lousy paymaster. ok, supposedly, i do it, hw fast do i get paid?
sj : when do u wan to b paid?
me : as soon as possible. i dun wan any delays.
sj : u fax todae, i pass to ry, hw abt a wk?
me : ok, u promise a wk. tats it.